I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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