Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Green mimosas i think yes
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
did i just pee glitter
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