your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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