Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
