# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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