U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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