I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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