we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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