so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Two words: blizzard sex
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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