kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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