i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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