How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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