so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Randomize
