More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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