READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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