Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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