If that was your dad, he is hot
I seem to have left my pride at pride
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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