Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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