I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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