this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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