fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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