Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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