But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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