No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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