Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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