tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
They took my balls.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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