We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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