ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
