They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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