I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
