I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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