By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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