I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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