Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Come back. Shots need mouths.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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