Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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