It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So much Jack, so little girl.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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