I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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