That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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