haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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