idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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