I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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