So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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