Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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