the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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