i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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