everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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