I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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