Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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