yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
that is very illegal...i love you.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
