I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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