So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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