Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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