People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
