dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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