I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
we should paint friendship bongs
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