i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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