nut hugger
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i love accidental penises.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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