I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Damn victory sex feels great
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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